Issues Boy (yet to have a real name) follows Secret Emo in his quests to 'awaken' people. With no real drive to do anything he wanders around and questions everyones need to exist (but not out loud). As depressed and pessimistic as he is he doesn't want anyone else to feel as bad as him. Taking his own miserable bullet for everyone else he could possibly be more Emo than Secret Emo himself.

One of Alexelence’s least involved personalities this is a bored and troubled version of Alex. He is usually teamed up with Secret Emo as he is one of the few people who actually find time for him.