Secret Emo (Edgar Elwood) is a fighter of truth and justice. Armed with his mascara, hairgel and a long coat he seeks to do right in the world by educating the masses. Calling himself an 'awakener' he will not rest untill everyone knows their true significance in this world.

The most pro active member of Alexelence’s mind he is the depressed but structured thoughts of Alex. He claims himself to be Emo when he’s really just a miserable philosopher. He wanders the streets only appearing to convert people into his depressing way of thinking.